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cats are OK - purrr
dogs are OK - wooof

Wanted spotless house to share with female only!!!! Prefer just the 2 of us! Not a lesbian, please i am straight divorced 59 yr old retired Gifted Program n Child Study Team Secretary n x Owner Operator Trucker on SSI n Foodstamps due to back injury in 2007. I can only afford $500.00 a month no more. All utilities MUST be included.

Looking for a Golden Girls type home a GIRL CAVE! No dam kids! No men although i still date the things.

Non smokers only please NO drug addicits n Alcoholics! I do background checks so if you can't pass it DO NOT answer this add!

If you are under the care of a Psychiatrist n on Psychotropic drugs please do not contact me.

You must share all of your home except your bedroom.

I am a VERY social loving person n seek the same in my roommate.

I love almost all animal's as long as they are well cared for n given a bath.

If you are a insomniac please do not answer this add. I go to sleep at 11pm n seek the same so i have complete QUIET to be able to sleep. I will respect you if you respect me if you don't i will be gone the following month. This room rental agreement is month to month in writing with a 30day eviction notice written not by the court. That is not necessary.

I only want to live with a female my age range NOT young disrespectful dam kids!

Also i am NOT the dam maid! You must CLEAN UP after yourself EVERYTIME you cook! No slobs wanted! We can split the house work even once a week.

Looking forward to a new adventure.

Please NO Serial killers answer this ad! I am not a dumb blonde. Move on please.

Also all my dry food will be kept in my room so i am not ripped off! I will be buying a apartment size frig n freezer to be kept in my locked bedroom with me having ALL the keys. I also use hidden cameras due to constant thief's to get you arrested if i catch your ass at it! I am not someone to mess with. Don't screw me over n i won't get you back for it! So these are my terms if you don't meet my criteria do not answer this add.

Also i will be getting my own low income apartment someday but unfortunately that takes dam years so until then i will keep playing the Scratch off $30.00 ones! Lol...

I love the Comedy Clubs so you are welcome to tag along when i go nightclubbing etc as long as you are not making my life hell. If so, you will not be hanging out with me n giving me my space n time alone away from you n if you continue to make my life hell i will be moving out! I am laying out my terms on the table.

I don't own a car i use Lee Passport Bus they pick me up at my door so i don't need you for anything but a room to rent n i am a very independent person.

Wanted on April 1st !
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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